Friday, April 25, 2008

Advice for Litterbugs

I used to work as a "maintenance man". Janitor. In a recreation center. We all know that littering is for losers but when I was working I didn't care. Sweeping was something to do to pass the time. But I will say this: if you're going to litter, drop it in the middle of the floor.

Don't be hiding it under a vending machine or stuffing it behind a plant. You're littering, you're already an asshat, let everyone see it. Don't make the cleaning staff do extra work. Simply drop your litter in the middle of the floor where it can be easily swept.

No comments: